My daddy and nebraska and jesus christ,
Richmond Superkings, 90210, whole days spent in bed, bottled water, high high heels, brand new socks, David Beckham, dirty jokes and dirty nights.
Ask me anything
Dans still asleep
So I’m trying to subconsciously persuade him to wanna go for dessert when he wakes up
Been looking for a job for 8 months,
Absolutely nothing!
I had an interview yesterday and got an induction next week, and now I’ve got a meeting tomorrow about another one!
Woooo I’m going to be rolling in it!
Awh looking forward to tonight
Cheeky double date out to watch the barca game,
And the manager of the pub said he’ll match any round we buy!
Wooo I’m gunna get shitfaced!
Bernard C Cohen
Dan needs to remember how great I am,
And hurry home!
Cold and lonely :(
Wish my girls were here I wanna get fucked uppppppp
Oh ma godddd this A&E looks like a prison!
Just wanna get out of hereeee
Need to learn to put pants on before opening my door,
In my defence I thought dan had forgot his key,
But I’ve just had a 10 minute chat to jack in my pants! Woooops
